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相信大家仲記得我跌左張Student ID啦
跌完之後我Auntie同我講話佢過幾粒鐘後打算去S/alt L/ake C/ity(下稱SLC)玩+過一晚夜
朋友同我講SLC多Mall行同有Outlet買下衫褲行襪好啦我承認我見米國冇人識我所以諗住扮下女人
嘩咁爽有個機會俾我去行街買野!!!!?
冇左Master都算仲要o係我冇卡+唔夠Cash既情況下去玩!?
今鋪堅會破財喎
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雖然我本身o係第2日約左個台妹行山同埋打算夜晚個一年一次既Japnese Night度玩下同識下人PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket
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雖然SLC佢地1-2星期都會去一次(btw ~3hrs單程車程)我可以下次再跟
但係我一向冇耐性所以都係放棄一年一度既Japanese Night.
不過呢兩日我都係行左唔夠1粒鐘Fashion Mall然後就去左個Zoo玩左個晏晝

內容唔多不過Zoo照多
有興趣睇朕9up就請繼續啦=D


第一日因為遲左出發所以去到SLC都已經~7:00pm
我好想講我黎到米國3個月真係第一次見到7-11我突然感到好親切PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket

去左食韓國野,不過其實我唔太多泡菜野所以冇乜Comment
我只係想講我個窩蛋牛肉石頭飯好少
不過個蛋pancake(sorry我唔知咩黎,見uncle佢地order左我先夾黎食)幾好味
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食完飯已經20:15左右,時間唔上唔下
Auntie想去行下,但係d Mall唔係close 2030就係2100
如果咁早去Grocery Mkt的話又驚d菜變
所以佢地就是但渣車去左個Fashion Mall俾我去睇下行下,然後聽日再帶車我黎行耐d
咁我抵死既,我懷疑自己作病所以全日都極頭痛+腳軟+有dd微燒+發冷都仲走去隔離city唔留o係房
o係Mall度我著厚褸+頸巾都仲係起雞皮
同o係我隔離行過既著背心既女仔比我簡直替自己怕凍既體質感到無比悲哀
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有d野都睇岩不過真係好似行屍走肉咁睇得好辛苦
但Uncle佢地忙裡偷閒帶堂細佬反落SLC玩,又唔想掃佢地興咁話「我好唔頭痛可唔可以俾我買藥同返酒店?」
諗住博佢地會去Walmart我仆去靜靜雞買藥/訓一晚冇事
最後返酒店o個陣唔知係咪因為我個樣真係太過衰的關係
我Uncle問「你……駛唔駛問你auntie拎粒止暈藥食?」

咦!! 應該以為我仲係暈緊車浪(on the way o個陣因為作病+堂細佬不斷fing我搞到暈死左)←虧佬
我索性食住個勢話「不如俾粒panadol我,我暈到頭痛」
最後沖涼o個陣都就虛脫咁款2230都未夠我就昏迷左
我黎到米國3個月以黎第2次咁早訓!!!PhotobucketPhotobucket

經過一晚既昏迷後第二日我係好似死人返生咁
btw我開始喉嚨痛同feel到腮位好似腫腫地,仆你個街唔係真係作病嘛
然後我地去飲茶!!!嗚喔喔喔喔喔喔我等呢日都等左3個月PhotobucketPhotobucket
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豆腐花都有!!不過有薑味我唔多鐘意
奶黃包呢樣精髓呢?????PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket

飲完茶就丟低左我去Fashion Mall,堂細佬去Toysrus
我扮少女去左行H&MPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket
對唔住我已經睇中左條好普通既褲同背心
就咁拎條褲上身度…明明碼數應該差唔多
但係點解我將佢放o係腰位度條褲都係拖地既!!!?PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket
我都係差2cm先到160姐米國你唔係咁都要歧視我嘛?
對唔住我知hk都有H&M不過我冇幫襯過
打算去fitting rm試下但係打蛇餅我放棄

行行下Uncle打黎話佢地個原定睇戲Plan有更改,佢地改去帶堂細佬去Zoo玩
Uncle「我地應該都行到5點幾...」
我「其實我有興趣去Zoo多過Window Shopping」
朕對上一次入動物園係10歲都冇!!!!
你唔好同我講HKOP同香/港動植/物公園
前者睇到厭(?)而後者我都係10歲以下入過去冇晒印象
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呢隻好似叫Colobus Monkey
唔好問我中文係咩我只係會答你馬嬲
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即係咁我見到呢個畫面就即刻key到首BGM
Can you feel~~~the love~~~night?

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(身體上的是玻璃反光,避不了)
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-Primate Building-

點解呢隻野食野都要咁黯然…PhotobucketPhotobucket
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究竟你食緊乜令你咁黯然!!!
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拿講明先!
下面既相全部雖然全部都係設計對白但係相既order全部順序咁影
我好想戒左看圖作文呢個壞習慣
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可以隨街走既孔雀
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駱駝!!!!!PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket
真係第一次見,仲要比想像大隻
如果唔係有一隻行黎行去,我以為坐o係度o個隻係公仔囉
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成隻雞兜口兜面咁踩你場
隻Camel都可以無反應繼續坐o係度傻笑

我真係開始懷疑佢係一個大型毛公仔

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佢有英文名架係L字頭架但係我已經唔記得
我見到佢第一下笑左出聲,堂細佬問我笑乜我真係唔知點解釋
佢仲要高潮眼咁笑囉頂你個肺!
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呢隻,鶴(好似係)
就咁聽個名好優雅
點知我行近d打算影佢迷人既一樣既時候
佢「ur---」 點解係男人聲?Photobucket
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呢隻!!!!!呢隻真係睇到我同我Auntie好激動
Auntie見到「嘩!!!點解佢咁醜樣架!!!」
因為自問我自己都係樣衰所以我一向都唔會話人樣衰
但係佢成個印地安咁既look但係肥到成個波
真係除左樣衰我諗唔到其他詞去形容

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亞洲高地,睇Leopard
不過………
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個個訓晒想點先我好hurt架!!
仲要舉起隻腳黎訓我自己都覺得攰

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我係個不能同Reptile做朋友既人
我只係入去門口睇完隻巨龜就閃走左
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等堂細佬o個陣買雪糕食,USD3=HKD~24
個Cone咁高我都算有返少少安慰雖然真係有d肉痛
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唔知點解好多地都有英文名
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其實行Zoo o個陣我一路此返起CE某份sample pp既Listensing話Zoo係剝削左動物自由既人類娛樂地方
但我見到隻鷹個牌,又覺得Zoo反面黎講係保護動物/瀕臨動物既棲息處
呢d野都係雙向.

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