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住hall時與同房的關係與單方面吐糟與偏見+「最難忘」的片段
內容應該非常中二、偏激、有偏見
預計會不滿我想法的請不要往下打開.

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其實我位同房其實唔係特別差,係我對佢d態度的確些少不滿咁姐

一月o個陣我岩岩搬入去住,大家hi下bye下又幾好
返到入房都係各自各做野
有時咁岩一齊落canteen食飯o個陣都會同檯食
但其實我地真係一句起兩句止架呢
佢又唔開話題同時當時我未習慣講英文既我仲係啞既
大佬我真係好有衝動坐去第2檯俾我做毒撚睇One Piece送飯
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再講,因為我地住hall既一定要include埋包你3餐既meal plan(不得在房明火煮食)
咁當然你可以sai錢唔去食啦
但我呢d已經要去外國讀書咁不孝,冇奶油過到黎都仲咁不孝架嘛係咪?
雖則我有去canteen食野,但我都有去W/almart買左cookies同crackers以防萬一
當初我食餅乾o個時同房有問我食唔食得
咁我呢d偽君子梗係請佢架啦

但係點解後來每次我食我d 餅乾同cookies o個陣都越黎越少既?PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket

後來,到左2月14日(對唔住我真係好記得呢日)
我終於開左我阿姨嫌錢多咁寄俾我既藍罐曲奇黎食
朕臨上堂只係食左3塊
到我出去上完堂返黎見肚仔又餓,再次打開我盒藍罐
屌你老闆已經冇左1/3!!!!PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket
我見到個罐後呆一呆佢先同我講「oh i ate it.」

頂你個肺你條友有錢不時出去online shopping同埋唔食canteen野
點解你唔自己俾錢去買曲奇同埋餅乾食呀老細

你唔好以為放cream pie同煙三文魚o係我雪櫃請我食就當冇件事
我覺得我當時唔打開個罐佢都唔會同我講佢食撚左囉!!
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ok fine,到學期尾我又口痕買曲奇食
當日我返上房放低背包同包cookies o係檯面就仆去toilet
好啦我返到房既時候同房就同我say bye就離開間房
當我想拎起我袋cookies既時候…點解我檯面會有餅乾碎架?PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket
仲有個袋起碼少左幾塊cookies
話我賤都好,我一秒已經認為我同房係兇手
後來我問同房係咪食過,佢猶豫左一陣答「Yes.」
我頂你個肺你答完Yes後一句sorry都唔撚講!!!!!!PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket
家陣同你有親呀? 即使有親你都唔該問下我先啦禮貌黎架
你寧願你先斬後奏都好過你俾人踢爆後都好似唔想認錯咁!

所以最後3日住hall我下下返到房都黑我同房面←死cheap精

另一方面,o係放Spring Break期間
有次凌晨時份有條仆街拍我地房門搵我同房Photobucket
同房出左去之後我就繼續訓
原來有條仔對佢一見鐘情之類同佢表白(?
人地講故仔我就照聽,雖然我真係好想恥笑

到一星期後,我同房未返上房既時候我已經訓左
凌晨3點幾o個陣同房終於返到黎,佢推醒我…
原來佢返黎o個陣見到我地間房度門中門大開+開左燈+我有個放M巾既櫃筒開左
我屌!!!!!!!!!!有賊(?)唔係咁玩我呀化PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket
好彩係冇任何財物唔見

過多幾日又係凌晨3點鐘我好記得,訓訓下又有人拍我地門
我以為同房冇帶Key,點知行近門聽到條仔o係度叫我同房個名
屌你老母你要搵o個條女唔o係房呀可唔可以唔好嘈撚住我訓覺PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket
你搵人可唔可以texting或者打電話你老味!!!!PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket

再過幾日既12點a.m左右坐左o係床J緊黃浩/然PhotobucketPhotobucket
突然間門有開門聲(好彩我lock左),又以為係同房返黎
點知下一秒又係傳出一條仔聲「Hey XXXXX(同房名),is me」
我「PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket

is你老母你個XXXXX根本唔o係房呀仆街PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket
仲有最離譜既係點解你可以(想)直接咁打開一間女仔房既門
我理得你同你同房係咩關係但有冇當過我既存在
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經過呢件事後,我將之前疑似有賊入房事件link埋一齊
我覺得當日根本就係想搵同房條友就咁入左我地房囉!!!!!
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親愛的同房呀平時見你電話都唔傾個,食飯又係毒撚一條,放假又唔去hang out下
點解你會識埋條咁既人架!!!!!!!!!!!



好啦!!!我知我比起其他人有個咁既roomate已經不幸中既大幸
但都係o個句,有機會出去住的話+經濟許可的話
一係自己一間睡房,一係同個非常非常熟既人住share room

如果唔係真係命都短幾年

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