與ABC同居的日子《二》

最近真係日日新鮮獲獲金♥♥♥♥
上次交帶完姑丈同大細仔既簡短行為(對唔住其實係細仔比較多)
今次為大家送上《


老老實實,佢地兩兄弟感情算係好好
兩兄弟爭3年,由細到大都係訓同一間房(雖然係大仔升左上highschool因為返學時間唔同先分房)
又一齊學琴學小提琴同打網球
不過表姐我最最最鐘意都係佢都仲係叫對方「Gor Gor」同「dai dai」
o係香港我有冇機會見到d關係咁好既兄弟!!!!!
姊妹都未必有啦下話?
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而且前排大仔期待已久既laptop終於收到
由於Fedex黎時大仔出左去放狗所以由細仔簽收
細仔簽收完竟然問我「hey jun jun...」
我「um?」
細仔「do u want to hide 哥哥's laptop?」
你個腹黑死仔!!!!!!!PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket
到大仔返黎天然到唔記得自己部laptop到左
到我姑姐提佢先記得,佢搵黎搵去都搵唔到,走黎問我地
細仔「I don't~~~ knowPhotobucket
我「What is laptop?Photobucket←超賤
到大仔搵到後拆埋箱後,細仔都再收埋多一次佢部laptop
點解呢兩兄弟會咁抵死?
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話雖如此,但點解表姐我會發現左佢地之間其實係有個隱憂
咪就係女朋友囉PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket
就係去個Museum時姑姐話會有多朋友仔一齊黎,因為佢未去過
所以total得我、姑姐、大仔同o個位朋友
細仔呢? 話留o係屋企做功課喎Photobucket

到我見到個朋友係女仔時我都有好奇到,但見姑姐之前話係朋友所以我冇懷疑
後來去到入面見到佢地拖仔先realize到係little couple
難怪細仔留o係屋企做功課啦PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket
我知道佢地拍拖仔o個陣我即刻send sms俾細仔
「I finally know how come u dun come with us」
佢個衰仔竟然唔覆我!!!
表姐我FF你妒忌人地女朋友仔搶左個阿哥!


睇住佢地倆小口拖手仔fing手仔得閒攬下腰met下手仔
屌你好青春呀!!!!!!PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket
表姐我對眼睇唔到野啦!!!!!!PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket
女朋友仔仲要係啡金毛鬼妹玩韻律泳
表弟點解你可以咁識食!!!!!!!!!!!
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因為我覺得好surprise所以本性八婆既我問姑姐佢地一齊左幾耐
『哦呵呵,唔係好耐之嘛…佢地highschool個畢業舞會要搵男朋友仔女朋友仔,佢地本身又係同學底,大家都熟,而我地都識佢,咁個傻仔咪搵左佢囉。我地有話佢臨入大學先有女朋友可能會有問題架,但係佢話佢地都知,就由佢拍囉。』
當我同佢女朋友仔傾過幾句計後先知
女朋友仔要去紐約o個邊讀書
一個東岸一個東南岸!!!!
你我相隔多麼遠!!
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大仔同女朋友仔直落去畢業生party,但因未夠鐘所以會黎屋企度坐下
到我地一齊差唔到返到屋企時,細仔打黎話「hey mom, can I stay over at XXXXXX's home tonight?」
XXXXX就係上次黎過夜摸黑摸到3點先訓o個個男仔!!!
頂你細仔你唔係真係妒忌嘛?
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老老實實,當日大仔去左畢業生party,細仔去左朋友屋企過夜
表姐我獨守空房寂寞難耐呀唔該

到尋日兩兄弟到返晒屋企,我扭話踩單車時
細仔竟然扭計話「鵝唔想chai…」(我唔想踩)
竟然你賣萌表姐我好鐘意不過你咁樣有hurt到我
到夜晚姑姐姑丈出去social得返我獨佔佢地兩兄弟……
雖然呢,細仔做人妻整dinner俾我(地)表姐我好開心
大佬你地兩兄弟講下野好唔好表姐我好驚PhotobucketPhotobucket
唔知係細佬心情唔靚定點,真係勁少出聲

到今日細佬心情應該唔錯,同佢地出去食brunch時細仔都有揶揄哥哥
不過好死唔死姑丈同姑姐叮囑大仔入u後唔好俾同校既女仔痴到實一實
我即刻借d意留意細仔反應,佢又冇乜野繼續笑自己大佬
當然我個心碎左一下,因為我之前所諗既野真係FFPhotobucket


好啦!!!食Dinner o個陣……
姑丈「let's play board game after the dinner!!!」
大仔「Great!」
姑丈「Go ask XXX(女朋友仔)whether she comes, you didn't go hang out with her today becoz of us.」
大仔「um... jun jun! do u want XXX come?」
我「yes!!!yes!!!yes!!!PhotobucketPhotobucket
大仔「okay,'my cousin says she wants u to come.' send!」
拿,我認我係有機心的Photobucket
我想女朋友仔黎既原因有兩個:
1. 我想睇下細仔係咪真係呷未來阿嫂醋Photobucket
2. 我都掛住佢女朋友仔

但我好奇,大仔點解你係問我批唔批准架呢?


其後,我100%肯定我之前既FF真係唔係FF!!!PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket
到女朋友仔黎到之後,細仔一直自摺o係廳度玩電腦/睇電視
我開門歡迎女朋友仔然後大仔出黎say hi
然後女朋友仔去同我姑姐姑丈say hi時細仔時默默擰轉頭咁同佢say hi
細仔!!!!熱情d啦!!!唔好咁啦PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket
到玩board game時,我坐大仔隔離,細仔坐佢地對面
細仔由埋位玩前到玩緊既時候都不斷搞佢哥哥準備搬屋既野/亂揭佢d書
唔亂揭書就不斷同自己friend send sms,除左到佢擲骰時基本上佢gay不離手

老老實實,我坐大仔隔離都俾佢地閃到就快隔盲PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket
更何況我姑姐姑丈同細仔坐正佢地對面!!!
(我坐主席位)
btw其實o係自己父母面前摸自己條女同攬自己條女都好似冇事咁
真係不得鳥呀,外國長大真係唔同d.

最可惜係,大仔佢天然到完全sense唔到細仔靜左
而且仲不斷邊放閃光不斷聊細仔講野Photobucket
不過女朋友仔應該覺得細仔好似靜,所以佢都有主動同細仔講野(始終同校都識大家)
好女!!!!!!!!

到玩完board game大家坐o係廳度睇陣電視
細仔全程坐o係最近電視位既sofa度動都唔動
我就不時聊女朋友仔傾計同擺到明阻住佢地(大仔害我嬴唔到佢明知我係報復)
女朋友仔見差唔多走時,我問佢星期三個大仔畢業生party暨姑丈生日party黎唔黎時
女朋友仔「I don't think so...coz that is boys' party. But if u want me to hang out with u, u can tell james. haha」
BOYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS' PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket
我死都整容出黎見人啊頂
成班鬼仔o係屋企真係去gay bar都冇咁爽



唔好意思離左題
見大仔行左去大門送女朋友仔走時,
我賤到借d意靠近細仔「hey....u look soooooo lonely my lovely cousin」
細仔「yea....」
我個心碎左!!!!!!!!!!!
我既一事好奇竟然令細仔唔開心左差唔多3粒鐘
淨返1個星期多dd表姐我會好好咁錫晒你架喇
我會當大仔冇到架喇唔好喊啦細仔!!!!


老老實實,星期五佢地一家四口加埋我就開車送大仔入hall
自此後佢地屋企就少咁個人,細仔就冇得隨手叫哥哥陪佢去打波
就咁o係度諗如果佢一時口快o係屋企度叫聲「Gor Gor」但冇人回應既畫面…
嘩真係諗下我都覺得心痛


但再諗深一層,過幾年後到細仔參加畢業舞會
到時佢拖住條女介紹我識我怕我自己接受唔到(除非我都拖住條仔

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