與ABC同居的日子《四》

話說我尋日已經離開左我姑姐屋企返返去學校o個邊
屌,我返到自己apartment後真係好撚想返去Florida搵細仔
我好撚掛住佢!!!換左合照做手機wallpaper都消除唔到我對佢既思念
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btw,影完呢張相後佢一秒搶機send相架
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今期《與ABC同居的日子》獨家分享呢兩個幾星期我個主攻反差萌路線「細仔篇」
細仔,表姐我好掛住你


第一次見細仔係12年前,佢3歲我9歲.
細細粒眼碌碌塊面又有肉,又痴人PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket
當時9歲既我未成魔都識講「好想帶佢返屋企」呢句野Photobucket
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呢張相係細姐放o係廳度(佢屋企好多全家幅/相掛出黎)
屌表姐我真係心動啊!!!!!PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket


呢張應該係10歲
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最近佢返香港時係2年前,13歲,同我差唔多高,仲係baby face
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呢張相好明顯係我蹲低左咁影
好記得影完呢張相後佢話「(英文)我帶住口罩對住相機笑…」


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post張巴士扶唔穩既相上黎真係慳返d打薄格既時間(右邊係大仔)


佢個衰仔衰又衰在又高又黑又骨感
屌好撚似男班長個body,難怪我私心細仔啦PhotobucketPhotobucket
個傻仔又驚肥,有次唔小心食左18oz雪糕後即刻話要扣喉同埋去做運動
又買左個引體上升既野,成日做引體上升,話「I wanna build muscles!」


雖然細仔外表有好明顯既變化
不過佢性格真係成個細佬bb格!!!仲要俾個獅子老豆食住!!!

話說佢想要部laptop,姑丈話叫佢睇夠佢指定既10本書後就可以
咁臨尾一本佢搵到d只有40頁既書,打算側側膊唔多覺咁KO佢
到佢老豆返到屋企後知道後,老豆唔滿意
細仔食飯時俾姑丈"散"到立立令Photobucket
細仔一直dup低頭唔出去扁晒咀咁,啊!!!!表姐我心痛啦!!!PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket
死鬼大仔又淨係企o係側邊度睇戲!!!

到食完飯後我、姑丈同大仔一齊玩wii sports
細仔呢? 俾老豆鬧完仲唔摺o係房度睇埋最後一本書咩
姑丈「(英文)Alex(細仔名)佢有咁多個紀錄!!!叫佢出黎表演下啦!!佢呢?」
點解我可以理解到為「姑丈想叫佢出黎一齊玩但係唔敢直接叫佢」既意思既?
姑姐「(英文)梗係o係房啦,佢岩岩俾你鬧完嘛」
姑丈「oh....」
姑丈你唔係天然到咁嘛!!!!!!
最後因為未到我打既關係,朕入房搵仔!!PhotobucketPhotobucket
我「弟弟...come on」
細仔扁晒咀咁講「...what?」
我「play Wii」
細仔「No...dad said I have to finish it...」
呢個時候我爬上佢床坐佢隔離諗住推佢出去
仆你個街細仔對眼紅晒!!!!
我「乖啦...」
細仔「what's that mean...」
我「...be good!! come on play with us...」
細仔「no... I have to finish...」
我「Your daddy wants you come out...」
細仔呢完呢句後成個人怔左一下「...really?」
我「yes. he asked where you are.」
細仔「...but I have to finish...I'll come out after I finish」
最後見佢咁陰公表姐忍唔住恰下佢
我拎走佢放o係床上面o個3隻兔仔出去
細仔「no...bunny...」
我「I'll return to you after you come out」
細仔「/___\」

大家係咪好奇緊乜野兔仔公仔呢?
就係佢由細到大攬住既pillow buddy!!PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket
到而家仲放o係床頭!!

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我問佢係咪仲要攬住訓,佢答「yes, I still hug them」
姑姐仲話有時朝早d兔仔會跌左落地下
大家望真d,呢d兔仔係上張o個張bb相入面o個隻兔兔黎架!!

到夜晚,我知道佢上左左床後我o係洗手間o個邊的趟門入房
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其實我知佢驚d門會突然打開,不過我賤我都一野打開門咁入房(良好表姐
我一打開門…
細仔「嗚嘩!!!!!!!」
我「………」
細仔「Bunny!! Bunny!!!」
我「………(遞俾佢)」
細仔「Bunny!!!… Jyoto(早抖) Jun Jun」
我「………Good Night……」
大家會唔會好奇點解我會一直「………」?
因為我發現左細仔佢半裸咁訓覺呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀
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我刷完牙後真係差d忍唔住打長途call我班損友去分享呢個衝擊


第2日朝早得我同細仔o係屋企
不過我一定唔係早起的鳥兒,所以我係俾細仔叫醒的Photobucket
細仔「Jun~~~Jun~~~Wake up LA. now is濕一la」(11啦)
濕一啦我真係覺得佢好鬼cute. 明知我聽得明英文佢都要將11點變左中文
但好可惜佢漏左個「點」字vvvvvv

到我成個頹廢樣咁行出去時…
我「食乜野...」
細仔「sake出chin一丁」(食出前一丁)
其實我講完句中文先發現自己講左中文,但係我諗都冇諗過佢聽得明我呢句


o係姑丈生日當日,大仔叫左成班同學黎開farewell party
所以我同細仔好理想當然咁被人isolated.
因為所以,我同細仔玩格劍!!!(Wii Sports)
好明顯我地玩格劍係玩到要隻揪
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同埋佢o個日有執頭髮飛起左,笑足佢成日
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唔明點解佢玩個waterboard要玩到咁大動作
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大家應該認得呢幅係我送俾姑丈既禮物
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點解我畫細仔飲住菊花茶係因為佢真係可以一日飲2-3包菊花茶
係咪有遺傳架,點解兩老表都係菊花茶奴!!!?
我畫o個陣,細仔成日complain話要d頭髮黑d黑dPhotobucket
同埋佢接受唔到我畫得佢矮過佢哥哥
而且我發現左佢原來靜靜雞用手機影低左呢幅畫♥♥♥


幅畫上面o個隻龜係姑姐執到,但係細仔養的
而我o係佢地屋企2個幾星期,我完全聽唔到佢地叫隻烏龜做「Turtle」
佢地成家都係叫隻「龜」做「烏Gwai」(烏龜)
有時細仔發音發唔正,佢望住隻龜叫「烏Gaaaai(雞)Photobucket
我同姑姐都忍唔住會話「is 烏龜 not 烏雞」
隻龜除左並命名為「烏龜」外,有時佢地都會叫「C Fool」(師父)
原因係因為功父熊貓入面隻龜係師父喎
乜野邏輯!!!?



最好笑係,要幫大仔搬屋時
因為3日冇人o係屋企,我地將隻狗放左去寵物酒店度住
而前一晚我發表左一個震撼既問題「Aimee(狗)去左住酒店,咁師父呢?」
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姑姐「Oh my goodness!!」
姑丈「Good question.」
最後既方案係,細仔話「Bring him with us!! Put him in a container!!」
我「弟弟,you knew 烏龜has a long life」
細仔「Nooooooo!!! He will die!!!Photobucket
姑姐「You can put him at Thomas's home if he's available.」
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因為所以,細仔真係好錫C Fool.Photobucket


上面提到既Thomas,就係上次黎屋企過夜件仔,係細仔既best friend,我諗遲早變炮友
我有次望到細仔部電話幾乎全部texting thread都係Thomas.♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
同時我印象Thomas只係高我少少(本人差2cm到160),加上姑姐話Thomas o係學校都算係popular派Photobucket
所以我稱之佢為baby thomas

事不宜遲,送上Thomas玉照
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好治癒啊Thomassssssssssssssssssss
鬼仔黎計15歲都係同我差唔多高其實真係唔多掂!!
不過呢個治癒系有悲劇過去但依然開朗型仔仔真係殺死唔少姐姐啊真係PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket
以為係因為細仔運動量大所以標高左導致有身高差
點知原來5年前已經有身高差!!!!PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket
(最前 左Thomas 右細仔)
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閃到表姐我眼盲啊!!!!!!!!PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket

同埋我成日串佢日日夜夜咁同Thomas send sms,
有次佢話「(英文)你同mom出左去後我同佢傾左25mins電話!」
得!!!你唔駛話俾表姐知你地有幾sweet既ok!!!!!?
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仲有細仔好鐘意玩我部電話
然後有次我姑丈問我部機係咩model,我仲諗緊係咩model時
細仔已經1秒幫我答左「Samsung Infuse 4G」
你個衰仔你記得我部電話係咩型號,
又唔見你記得你細個o個陣成日扭我抱你!
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另外佢好鐘意拎我部電話出黎噤(佢知我用我同佢張合照做電話wp)
雖則我電話有set到lock,不過其實有人問我pw/draw pattern我都會答佢
佢個死仔變態到故意畫錯pattern搞到我部機差d部機鎖左開唔返!!!Photobucket
然後有次o係餐廳度等位食飯,我換左個新unlock pattern俾佢玩下
佢條友好似上左癮渣住我部機唔放,到有位時佢都死唔動
要表姐我一野攬住佢拖住佢行(水已抽)
我聽到有d媽媽級女人笑住話我地兩個感情好
我都唔知開心好定係覺得自己柒好
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另外幫大仔搬屋o個晚其實姑姐佢地book左酒店
本身我以為係我同佢地住同一間房,點知原來係book左2間房
姑姐「你想自己一間房! 哈你俾錢呀? 梗係我同你一間房啦,唔通弟弟同你一間房咩哈哈」
我「佢肯我冇所謂啊Photobucket←sorry我真係好猴擒!!不過因為我知佢唔會點所以我唔care
姑姐「你陣間自己問下佢肯唔肯啦」

我「Alexxxxxxxxxxx,come to my room.Photobucket
細仔「No. you sleep too late!! I have to sleep before midnight!
家陣你係咪暗示我早訓的話你就肯同我同房先!Photobucket
我「comeee onnn!!!! Just once!! I promise I'll sleep before midnight, just for you. come on♥♥♥」
細仔「Let me think...」

到臨去到酒店前,我繼續精神轟炸細仔
我「Alex!!!!MY ROOM!!Photobucket
細仔「………will you really sleep early?Photobucket
我「Absolutely!!!」
當我差一步就引到細仔同我同房既時候,我同姑姐打開酒店房門
一張雙人床
我屌你老闆呀我suppose你俾兩張單人床我架嘛!!!PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket
因為我suppose係兩張單人床所以我先死lur細仔同我同房
家陣我擺到明佢俾我煩到心軟!!
你就俾張雙人床我!!!PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket
雖然雙人床好sweet呀但係同一張床我又淆底嘛!!

因為所以,我都係同我姑姐一齊訓


由於同房訓行動未遂,所以返到屋企後就光明正大咁入佢房阻住佢做功課
同o係佢張床度攤屍+玩電腦
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見最後一日,我打算再一次嚇佢←有一次佢開住門,但係我彈入去佢嚇到叫
我考慮到佢實聽到我d腳步聲既關係,我決定用廁所門
因為d腳步聲入左廁所後,佢應該會suppose我係用廁所!

點知我輕輕地開廁所度門時……
我打開左少少門隙已經見到細仔用好無奈既感情咁望住度門
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細仔「(英文)聽得出係你d腳步聲,同埋我預左你係入黎,見你入左廁所但係你冇鎖(趟)門,所以我就知你係想開趟門入黎Photobucket
呢個moment,我真係柒到想搵窿捐Photobucket

因為細仔返學所以送唔到我機
本身打算放份禮物仔o係佢檯面等佢返黎睇到
但係表姐我好心急+同埋玩野
我決定放o係佢個背囊度!!Photobucket
第2日訓得4粒鐘後死起身搵細仔,最後一次去嗲佢
我「Alex, where is your backpack?」
細仔「why?」
我「where is your backpack」
細仔「why?」
我「tell me」
細仔「………next to my desk.」
放完禮物仔後頂唔順返入房,雖然冇訓著但最後我趕唔切o係細仔出門口前去呃抱抱PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket
頂我個plan係打算o係佢返學前去黎個farewell抱抱架嘛!PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket
到我o係機場texting俾細仔,先發現細仔當時既想法係咁……
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拿細仔,原來我o係你心目中係咁既!!!!!PhotobucketPhotobucket
分手啦!!!!!






其實朕冇兄弟姊妹,所以突然有個所謂close既親戚既野同我一齊我會好下意識咁痴埋去
正正因為我唔知作為兄弟姊妹既俾人痴住/煩住既感覺係點
因為咁,我痴住細仔/佢陪我既時候有究竟係敷衍定係真係容許我痴住
有時佢真係唔踢唔動,要我出聲佢先有反應,加上屋企平時都係得阿哥冇女人,真係好難唔FF.
但佢平時都叫我跟住佢去做阿四,坐埋一齊俾我靠住/body貼body咁睇戲
我希望我呢個negative既FF係真係FF啦
anyway,呢次ABC同居日子真係可以話係過左黎美國半年黎,最開心

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